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UPDATED
8/10/10

UPDATED
5/08

NEW!

Weird Things You Would Never
Know!! (But do now!)

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

The 'sixth sick sheik's sixth
sheep's sick' is said to be the
toughest
tongue twister in the English
language.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18
months, two rats could have over
a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an
hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no
knowledge of aliens, then why
does Title
14,Section 1211 of the Code of
Federal Regulations,
implemented on July 16 1969 ,
make it illegal for U.S. citizens to
have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of S einfeld
there is a Superman somewhere

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and
no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults
world-wide are caused by people
sitting
on them and photocopying their
butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's
tongue print is different.

If you sneeze too hard, you can
fracture a rib. If you try to suppress
a sneeze, you can rupture a blood
vessel in your head or neck and
die.

If you keep your eyes open by
force, they can pop out.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches
over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an
ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible fo r pigs
to look up into the sky.

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